I'm sorry I'm not good enough I'm sorry I don't get these jokes I'm sorry I don't know who you're talking about I'm sorry you have to be friends with me I'm sorry I'm so clingy I'm sorry I dump all my problems on you I'm sorry you have to deal with my 'moments' I'm sorry I can't help you I'm sorry you feel obliged to include me I'm sorry I can't reply right now because of my stupid head I'm sorry I'm not funny I'm sorry I pressure you to tell me stuff that's none of my business I'm sorry I'm so stupid I'm sorry I'm so insecure I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so, so, sorry