God lit us into life and enjoyed us for just over seven days- when clouds were still white puffs of sweet nicotine and a volcanic eruption was just another blaze in a series of ***** inhalations.
But then God coughed his lungs out and realized that Humanity is a cancer which divides uncontrollably into a collective body without a head to control it; a cancer that insists on tar-
-ring its own pathways along pre-existing pathways of life-giving oxygen (cities replace forests just as carbon monoxide replaces oxygen in red blood cells' haemoglobin).
...Evidently, the pleasure of her eyes was not enough, so you sought for some clouds and volcanoes. But then again, the absence of that same pleasure was what drove you to become God in the first place.