crochet me a doily
I can wear as a hat-

intricate dainty and soft,

knit me a pair of spats-
pink-
I can wear on my mocassins,


sew me some cute *******
crotchless are best.

For I am getting tired of
acting tough.

Spare me the ***** hose, so
restricting, and until I take hormones,
the uplifting bra from Frederick's,
is useless.

teach me , though, how to apply mascara,
I  just painted my ear hair black.