she said i'm a monster
but i'm pretty sure i'm nothing.

another one said she'd always be there for me,
but hasn't spoken to me since.

there's this one i talked out of killing herself
the night she lost her virginity...

she wants me dead.

there's one that begged me to take her
but we had drank too much.

i carried her to bed instead
and we slept it off.

there's the one who killed herself
because she thought i rejected her...

i think she got the better end of the deal.

my first love left me for a guy who had a bike
while i only had a skateboard.

karma doesn't exist.

if it did,
this whole world would be up in flames.