Don't wanna see cats that krap
dogs that yip and yap
babies howling
lions growling
how to use up unused dowling.

Give me something I can chew
something I can sit and view,
without having suicidal thoughts.

You're like noughts without the crosses
the caber no one tosses
a lump of no good tree
it's no wonder
that you're free.

I'm going for a tea.

(fed up near Felixstowe)