Miss Cristina drives a 944.
Satisfaction oozes from her pores.
Got rings on her fingers,
Marble on her floors.
******* in her dresser,
Bars on her doors.

She keeps her back against the wall
She keeps her back against the wall

And I say... WELCOME!

Welcome to the Boomtown
Pick a habit, there are
Plenty to go around
WELCOME!  
Welcome to the Boomtown
All that money makes
Such a succulent sound...
Welcome to the Boomtown...

Handsome Kevin got a
Little off track
Took a year off from college
And he never went back.
Now he smokes much too much
Got a permanent hack
Deals dope out of Denny's
Got a table in the back...

He keeps his ead to the ground
He keeps his ear to the ground

And I say WELCOME!
Welcome to the Boomtown
Pick a habit there are
Plenty to go around...
WELCOME!
Welcome to the Boomtown
All that money makes
Such a succulent sound...

(the ambulance arrived too late...
... guess he didn't want to wait...)

Welcome to the Boomtown...


David and David