I watch you sit on the couch,
In a slight slouch.
the tv seems to always have your interest,
even though I'm your princess.

someway I have to catch your eye,
maybe if I baked you a pie?
no that is not a good thought,
you'd just eat it in front of the tv I bought.

How I curse myself for this mistake,
oh that merchant was a snake,
I walk to the store to find something alluring,
before I find you snoring.

Go to the shop to find something you crave,
before this jealousy makes me dig a grave,
yes I found it purple and black,
then i hurry back.

opening the door I see you enjoy my allure,
I will win this time for sure,
you rub my sides gently,
Now let that tv feel my sin of Envy