They're only there for pigeons to **** on them,
the blue plaques for great men
and women too.
Blue?
so they should be,
I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy,
but it's not up to me,
it's up to the heritage folk.
I hope they choke on it,
I mean pigeon ****.

I'd want my name in some great hall of fame, not outside
for the elements to scratch out my achievements or
for pigeons to krap on,
(and me with no cap on)

I bet what I'll get are some words said in haste, as if
giving my story would be such a
waste.
of time.
On reflection pigeons and plaques will do for me
fine.