so there is this queue, see and the man in the suit feels someone behind kneading his shoulders, back and neck and he turns around and asks the man behind: "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
and the man behind replies: "I'm a chiropractor, see and I'm trying to keep in practice while waiting"
and the man in the suit says: *"Well, I happen to be a lawyer - and you don't see me ******* the man in front of me, do you?"
poem based on an online joke - with apologies to any lawyer-poet or chiropractor-poet here at HP...this joke was just too good to pass....