My artist friend Grisham John (you'll hear more of him and see his works soon enough) has been working on nudes (I mean artistically, of course); and with his co-operative models he's produced a series of fine nudes (please, keep a literal mind as you read me)
just the other day Grisham John decided to have a break so he told the day's model to dress and would she make some tea and just talk he needed to just relax and they sat in the studio just chatting but suddenly he heard his wife return from the shops and he speed-muttered to his model: "Quick! Undress before my wife sees us!"