It’s a race between a Greyhound bus and Coach USA bus Everything is prepared on the Race Track The fans are cheering in the back The Greyhound bus and Coach USA bus are put through their paces before the race There will be plenty of dust in the trace It has been announced buses please take your place The checkered flag is raised up Then the flag is raised down to begin The Greyhound bus pulls out first But the Coach USA bus pulls out like it’s a hearse Suddenly Coach USA picks up speed But the Greyhound bus still has a good lead Cheers from the crowd The clock is ticking with time allowed Out of nowhere the Coach USA bus catches up The Greyhound bus is no longer in the lead The Coach USA bus is focusing on proceed The points are certainly stacking up Keeping score a Judge’s view Well the buses are down to the finished line stretch What bus has made their match? Greyhound and Coach USA are neck and neck The fans are thinking in what the heck Coach USA bus crosses the finished line first As for the Greyhound bus being like a page from a verse “At last you tried, but you scored behind, and you wheeled everything you got, but it was second place of thine, but until next year, keep that mine".