He sat out on his porch from morn to night
he needed no introduction
for he was rather forward
that incorrigible mr melon

He'd wave at you shouting loud ... Oh HELLO
there was no place to hide .. no place to go
he did wear them braces to keep your pants up
and ties most ridiculously and gregariously floral

Yet his smile was intoxicating
there was something about him
and when you came up to talk to him
he'd always crack a tin

His smile was infectious
his words most bewildering
never known to be a chap sullen
was that incorrigible Mr Melon

By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris


I should be shot for that write lol