If God were a man, I'd understand why women are ...
so beautiful
so irresistible
so charming
so powerful
so lovely
so delicate
so tenderly
so ****
so hot ...

But they are so much more...
so emotional
so thoughtful
so confusing
so indescribably
so mysterious
so head twisting
so transformable
so incredible
so inconceivably
so surprising
so difficult
so irritating
so complicated...
and then they love shoes?!

No man could dream up something like this!