So I get hypnotized
by them tv commercials.
You know the ones,
the ones that look
like you're sitting
on a sunny beach
in the subtropics
with some cute beautiful babe
wearing a white French-cut bathing suit
sitting right next to you
on a straw beach lounge chair.
There's a bucket of cold ones
with two long-necked glass bottles
full of sudsy golden liquid
and some squeezed limes lying nearby.
Like that ****'s ever going to happen.
Jesus, why do they have
to f*ck with us like that?
Those greedy corporate-types!