toaster strudel makes me doodle eggo waffles feed my poodle sriracha hot sauce makes my gut toss taco salad tastes like farts. smarty thinkers with big wieners clear the way for bathroom cleaners dangerous pokemon in the sky teach me things like how to fly supple ******* against my chest your ****** is hard and so are the rest eat this pear munch with care put those shorts on watch me stare take a bath in tasty grease my wiener is small to say the least now let's race inside this tub we'll see who get's out first should we get out?
at least 50% credit goes to my friend Rob who helped my write this.