Now Janet
and John
had once met up.

For Janet
was Scottish
and John
from Scunthorpe.

Now John
wanted to be
at Janet's Birth Party
how surprised she would be.

But could not afford
the travel
So he knew
he post himself.

Climbing
inside the box
John just thought
she will be so surprised by me.

And right on time
the box Janet did receive
Ow what can it be
and taking a kitchen knife.

Did ****** it in into the box
straight thew poor Johns
eye him sitting there
bolt right up, exultingly.