Jake McIntyre* was insane,
a midwest oil rigger by trade,
he had joined the army
for the college fund.
Once at noon,
we got ripped on Strawberry Boone's Farm
and he puked all over
the glass window
of a well-known
downtown
eating establishment
during the lunch hour.
I was thinking,
what the hell was he doing,
then he fell to his knees
and licked it all up,
smeared it all over the place.
You should have seen
the faces of the patrons!
To tell you the truth,
I'm not sure if college
could ever help somebody that sick,
but at least he tried.