how my cell-mate loved me
i miss him now and then
i am finally on the outside
but he's doing five to ten.
i met him in the lunch room
he followed to the yard
and when he brushed against me
i felt something really hard.
don't be shy he told me
i'll treat you right, you'll see
and then he whispered nothings
while making love to me.
how my cell-mate loved me
let me count the ways
i love his big house nickname
they call him Bubba J
Bubba is a big boy
and really hairy too
if shag rugs are what you love
then he's the one for you.
He is a big bad tough guy
until he is alone
and then he is a teddy bear
I love to make him moan.
He is so soft and snuggly
he is my coochie coo
he hates for me to call him that
as a tough guy he'd be thru.
he is like putty in my hands
for sure when i am done
but at the start he is so hard
at least until he cums
if he gives me sass
i smack his ass and send him to his bunk
i am the boss of this sweet pair
and I treat him like a punk.
he stands real tall when free time comes
and fear is felt by all
but he looks up when facing me
and i'm just five feet tall.
i am the tough guy it turns out
and he is just a queen
i love him and he loves me
he's the best i've ever seen.
too bad i'm here and he is there
i think i'll rob a store
then i'll be back in with him again
and have sweet love once more.