I've seen devices
I never knew existed
& I wonder how those things work,
these things look like double headed chickens,
some are even long,
thick & bumpy,
a few solar-powered.
I think I'm going
to buy me a drum
& beat a fancy tune,
turn things up a notch,
work myself into a frenzy
perhaps visit a cabaret
& play a mime,
'cause I'm speechless.