A man one day had a tryst
with his local psychiatrist
who was the hospital chief
considered to be a fish big

Doc, he said “I think I too am a big fish”

The nutty doc  said
I don’t treat patient’s wet
Please go see your local vet

The vet was one Dr. Spry
With  humor wry
He saw the patient on the sly

Physically you are wet
Yet mentally very dry
coz  all day you cry
wolfing the big Mac fry!

“Like cures like"
This remedy do try
hence forth  switch
to the pompfret dry
with less oil and more rye