A lady asked me today if I could give her a discount On the **** she was buying Because she had already spent so much at my establishment. And I just nodded my head and ******* agreed Even though inside I was screaming. Because, *****, I didn't ask to save all those lives I did, I didn't originally Feel the need to talk the world out of suicide. But I subscribed for the long run And ******* myself over Because I've got men grovelling at my feet But they're all doped up on Xanax. So take your ******* discount and Shove it up your *** Because you earned it. But somehow I still haven't Earned my day of peace. Imagine if he was better at timing And jumping?