Hanging upside down He wriggled And he struggled Then he wriggled some more. But no matter how he wriggled Or how he was cheered and applauded No matter how much he huffed Puffed and blushed There was no getting out Of the straight jacket Wriggle Wriggle Struggle The cheering turns to jeering The clapping to back slapping As he huffed and puffed The jeering came to creshendo The audience gasped for breath As did the wriggler Who wiggled To his death