Open eyes Check Stand up straight Check Sit back down ****... Pull the covers back on ****. Check the web Fine Hear some tunes Alright Open eyes Check Stand up straight Check Empty bowels Check Sit in the shower Oh no Fall asleep **** Freezing and wet Awake Force myself to shake Awake Get dressed and contemplate Check Invent a list for the day Check Sit on couch **** Netflix has a new show season Just a couple to start the day **** Pull the covers back on **** Eat something Check Walk a dog or look in the mailbox Move ******* move Too bored to think Too lazy to speak Too drained to creep A zombie trapped in this house for weeks