He was a very flamboyant chap
was good old Handy Dandy
he was always around to give you one
what a whoopass can of worms was he

No job was too big or too small
he was that handy
so handy was he
he could do them all

He always smelt of cucumber
it was rather particular to him
he had a reptilian smile
but he swore he never ate meat

He cared not for pay
all he ever asked
just one request
he just asked for you to smile

By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris