You kiss too many you're a ***** You don't kiss enough you're a bore You eat too much you can't impress But you don't eat you weigh too less You drink too much you're a drunk You don't drink at all you're a punk You're popular you've got a clique You show off you're just a **** You study often you're a nerd You fail classes why that's absurd You're going to be something either way They're always going to have things to say So whether I'm the loser or the ***** I think I prefer not to listen *anymore.