last night the break in artists
had a five finger free shopping spree
they made off with anything and everything
which wasn't nailed down
the amount of items they stole
made for a handsome heist
the leaf blower got taken
so did the chainsaw
a full set of wrenches
and sundry other stuff
twas a most unexpected thing
when I got to work this morning
to discover that there had been
a quantity of freebie lifting