Oh yeah, the other day I went to that 5-star hotel and got a breakfast by Bobby Flay. Never heard of him, but the food was pretty good. Afterwards I went to the gym and lifted some 100lb weights. Oh and yesterday I got a 100% on my quantum physics test. All in all, my week was NO BIG DEAL.
Why do people even do this? They want to make it look like they are trying to be modest when in actuality they're bragging in the worst possible way! Couldn't think of any other chefs sorry.