Me, the dog, and the bird
Actually no
Just the bird and the dog
I'm not like those two
They offer more
A bird can fly
A dog can communicate without talking
What do I have?
I'll tell you what
I can give you a few things but
They aren't pretty
I can't fly
And I talk a lot
And I'm a pretty ****** listener
And I've been told I'm not trustworthy
So theres that
I'm no good