As I sit here in my kitchen
I watch my lover work
(Trying to fix the boiler!)
It is
Possible/Probable
That
He will very shortly
Go
Totally
Berserk!
Hoses
Drills
Cables
Adorn the kitchen floor
But …
I have mischief on my mind
That will soon
Come to the fore
I sassy over slowly
Ask is he wants some tea?
We often play this silly game
Pretending …
That he has never before met
ME!
He is just a workman
He is purely trade
I am just a housewife
Desperate to get laid
I set his tea beside him
Run my fingers through his hair
Caress his manly muscles
I really do not care!
I do not care for etiquette
I do not care for rules
I only care to **** him
Here
Amongst his ***** tools
I know the game is on
When
Resolve walk out the door
I now possess the power
To drink from his liquid store
He is but a willing victim
So I start to make a show
Soon
It’s hell for leather
My gifts on him
I do bestow
I love this man with all my heart
I loved this man right from the start
My love for him is off the chart
I love my man
**My
Work of Art**
When the job is over
When the tools are all packed up
When the job is over
He stops
Drinking from the cup
That’s the time he invoices
A bill needs to be rendered
I always pay up willingly
For my soul has long surrendered
I thank my ***** workman
This man
That sets my heart ablaze
Then
My ***** workman thanks me
For my wanton ways
I escort him of the premises
My love for him adorning
He smiles at me lovingly
**That’s why
I’m easy
I’m easy like Sunday morning**
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