O, river that has washed so many sins away, where catfish without two heads are freaks, while bible printing paper mills host their conventions in vegas; flow free and clear again with one-headed rainbow trout.
O, brown sky that falls beneath the weight of strip-mined mountains of coal black as industrialists hearts and rains enough acid for a very long strange trip to a grateful dead show on the jersey shore; give us again your sweet air and pink mares tails sailing by.
O, epa where art thou while koch siblings pay lobbyists to paint your science a fuzzy shade of mucous green spat on the sidewalks of k street helping elect politicians whose sole job is to get reelected. Use the power of thy pen.
O, sea level rise again to wash away our sins and start anew. Show to us good science.