Standing on the promenade searching for a peek
watching the waves breaking on the pebbled beach
some boys did see her for sure, the other day
flipping her tail cocky, looking so happy and gay

That mermaid, sure we will run her to ground
so the press can be more then blasted confound
and when we hook her up for all to see
they will see how easy it is to **** a sweet sea creature it be

Oh wicked is this show time for a renegade mermaid
so what if they blab with saline pleas
chop them up and send them back
to our poor mothers crying in the deep blue sea

By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris