there is some uninvited thing living in our kitchen gus the little greycat waged a hissing yowling war against it at 3am to no avail and now sits as sentry eyes intent. as i walk past his snipers position at the fridge desperate for coffee. i know i will have to don rubber gloved armour and go on a recon mission placing snares and bombs but an army of me needs coffee to face the tiny terror in the tupperware..... and at least a few more hours sleep. .....hold your position sgt guscat.
turned out to be a baby feildmouse returned it to the wild ....over the road. cat not happy but resigned and bribed with best lamb mince. we can all rest easy now war averted.