Something special is dying here. I'm going against a pattern, and even though it ends in my misfortune, I can't stop. I won't stop. How do I draw blood from stones as a miracle whispered through the tonsils of demons? Simple. I am a monument. A testament of free will gone awry. I'm a mustache twirling antagonist; I made Christ weep, and bound his mother to the railroad tracks. I know, I know, that hero is going to save your day, and I'll be in chains or in a bottomless hole somewhere, but let me ask these victims, "What would the other monument be, if not for myself?"