The Easter bunny did hop through the window in to my house, he did hold a knife to my throat, and asked where I hide all his children of chocolate through out my house.
I showed the bunnies but I had bit all their heads, ****** all the good parts out, the bunny looked at me enraged and asked if I was sick in the head.
There chocolate you fool I said, but the bunny stabbed my ankles and as I fell to the floor with one swing off came my head.
So now do you think its funny to eat a bunnies head, my wife came down and found a bunny eating half a chocolate human head....