Brave Portia's lot was cast Inside a mocking case of lead, Morrocco came and passed, Then Arragorn, arrived and left, forlorn. A list of louts came, failed, and went Before Bassanio played his turn... Poor rich Portia's patience spent, Nerissa's lady solace yearned
Antonio, Bassanio, a troubled pair A wily shark a loan arranged, Whose bite, though small, Beyond compare aimed deepest To the matters of the heart.
Antonio, about to lose his fortune, Bemoaned the losing of a friend, The foiling of a fortune, sunk.
Shylock, certain of his pound of flesh, Summarily dismissed by gentile gender-bending, Played as a fool by a woman posing as a man, Who drove a lawyer's visage in a Portia.
All ended well, at least for "Christian" men... Life sweetened by the turning of a Jew, No matter his conversion at duress... Straight away Portia and Nerissa turned back A ******* borrower who had landed on his feet, And sprang their traps to tame their husbands' heat.