I Like
I like people who are short
I like people that are tall,
I like people with a wart,
I like people with a doll.
I like people who do drugs,
I like people who work,
I like people who give hugs,
I like people who are a ****.
I like people who are nice,
I like people that are mean,
I like people who give advice,
I like girls over eighteen.
I like girls in a thong,
I like girls in a summer dress,
I like girls from Hong Kong.
I like girls that are a hot mess.
I like girls in a bikini,
I like girls that are pretty,
I like girls dressed as a genie,
I like girls who show me pity.
I like girls who are smart,
I like girls who are dumb,
I like girls, not afraid to ****,
I like girls who make me ***.
Not one thing I don't like,
I like to walk, I like to bike.
I like *** in a bed,
I like *** on the couch,
I like *** with the dead,
I like *** with Oscar the Grouch.
I like *** in the open,
I like *** in private,
I like *** with a Trojan,
I like *** in any climate.
I like everything, can't you tell,
except people who really smell.