today is opposite day!
so when i wake up in the morning,
i'll think to myself about how
thankful i am to be alive and healthy.

today is opposite day!
so i'll smile and laugh,
and when anyone asks, "how are you?"
i'll tell them that i couldn't be happier.

today is opposite day!
so i'll walk around with my head held high,
feeling like the queen of the world;
i don't care what people think about me.

today is opposite day!
for me, every day is opposite day.