I am studying accounts, getting bored I think I should concentrate, else I'll be on the road Want to issue a cheque but no money in my pocket Want to go to the moon but I have no rocket Why am I even writing, what sense does this poem make? And yes, I'd like a grilled sandwich with that chocolate milkshake! Commerce is pretty easy; it's accountancy that gives me the creeps! Couldn't sleep last night hence counted 394 sheep GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED! Arsenal's manager is very keen sighted! All Chelsea does is park its bus Suarez's bite had created a huge fuss! Now bite has reminded me of Twilight! What nonsensical books do authors nowadays write We were better off with Harry Potter NORTH WEST! No, not geography, I'm talking about Kanye West's daughter! Oh, **** I was supposed to study accounts! Ah well, it's the thought that counts...