there was a little tomcat he had a change of way
not like all the other cats this little cat was gay
he wore a bright pink suit and varnished up his claws
wearing colored lipstick all around his jaws
the other cats ignored  him whenever he came near
he looked rather odd they thought it rather queer
he went to a gay bar looking for a date
hoping may be there.  he would find a mate

he went on the dance floor and made a move or too
spotted by an another cat dressed up all in blue
now he had a partner no longer on his own
there were other gay cats he was not alone