Blow the candles all out,
Fashionably late
Your the one with the tie,
Oh your hair looks great.

Guess who's birthday
Guess who's birthday

Have you seen the birthday boy?
In the basement why is that?
Oh well  present time guys let's go surprise
Come on dear you will hold the cake

Guess who's birthday
Guess who's birthday

Oh my God get him down!
Move the chair and cut the strings!
I can't feel a pulse, check his heart if he's still breathing...

Guess who's birthday
Guess who's birthday