You are on the wrong side of thirty You the white cliff of Dover the passing of days the waves of the ocean chipping away at you wearing you down You are on the wrong side of thirty and maybe you’re starting to notice your fleeing hairline the creaking which starts in your ankles and connects your milestones to knees and back and neck maybe you don’t see the point of getting out of bed today or tomorrow maybe your wife has started to let herself go after the kid came love handles and cellulite thighs sagging **** and a birds nest atop her wrinkled face You resent the kid because for him the world is so open full of choices made on his fickle whim while you wither away giving every part of yourself so one day he can be on the wrong side of thirty and you can rest easily on the wrong side of a grave a wry smile stretching the skin of your corpse *It’s your turn now you ungrateful *******