My hands are dry and cracked, And my breath smells like ***** and cigarettes. My throat hurts, But I’m not sick, Although that’s what I’m going to tell my professor tomorrow When I don’t show up for class. ***** feminist theory. I thought it was a worthy cause Before it was violently shoved down my throat, Just like my fingers tonight after dinner. I’m getting really good at this. Everyone is suspicious, though, And I don’t know If I really care. So I’ll just keep smoking my Marlboro Blacks And dashing to the bathroom after every meal And wondering if I’ll ever look in the mirror And not hate the girl I see Staring back.