Jesus, ***, *******,
it's 0430 & we gotta wake up???
Hell, it's raining ice
& the winds are blowing,
screaming like banshees
at 40 knots!
Can't we do
1000 push-ups,
100 sit-ups,
350 windmills,
600 leg-lifts,
250 trunk-twisters,
400 mountain-climbers,
750 jumping jacks,
and run 8 miles
in our shorts & T's
in the morning sun
tomorrow???

At least it will
be thawing snow,
not freezing rain!!!