Staunch masculinity I have hair on my chest I drink whiskey I work out I like Karate I drink beer I like heavy metal Let’s fight Lets **** I smoke I stay out late I win I read (ie: I’m smarter than you.) Let’s **** Sometimes I lose ….but I learn I don’t care That’s my job I had steak for lunch Do you want to ****? I provide I take care of business C’mon let’s **** I build I take I teach I preach Let’s **** I’m happy Don’t cut me off in traffic I lead I challenge How about we ****? I yell I critique I solve Are we going to ****? I drive a sports car I save money I spend money I make money I brag I show off I really really need to **** I said I drive sports car I drink…. did I mention that. Let’s **** **** Yeah **** I wait I wait I’m patient I drink I smoke I emote We aren’t going to **** are we? I work out I compete I shoot guns I ride a motorcycle I’m cultured Don’t make me beg for it *****. I judge I **** I love I ponder I create I scheme I think you are really special Let's **** I can lift heavy boxes I can hang pictures I can drive you around I can buy you dinner ****! ****! ****!