GitacharYa, is the story ready?
Yes sir. By tomorrow.
Then mail me.

GitacharYa, is the story ready?
Yes sir. I'll send you tomorrow.
You said yesterday you'll send it today.
No sir. I said I'll send it tomorrow.
Tomorrow is today.
No sir, how can tomorrow be today?
Hmm. Too bad. Send me what you have.

The one line reply was... EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS, WAITING FOR THE REST