The ginger Tom. He started to wail. As the winsome ***** willow swung on his tail. The black lass became rather familiar. Made friends with the witch who lived over the hill. Gave moggy pal a sharp shot of contraceptive in her ***. Didn't want familiar friend to become a mum.
Tom, Well my dear friends, Tom never wanted a wife. Just be a player all of his life.
Thought all his queens were just trouble and strife. He'd take what he could whenever chances arose. The tom cat who wasn't wanting romance, Just left an aroma wherever he went. Perhaps all his queens need a peg on their nose!