There was a saint at the bar last night He wore a battered shirt And had uneven stubble He cradled his beers Peeling the labels off out of boredom If you looked closely you could see the early signs of a receding hair line And bags under his eyes All he had said in three days Was "beer" and "thanks" He didn't look like a saint And no one went home with him that night And he ate 50 aspirin And he wasn't at the bar the next day Or the next But he was a saint