Duck Dynasty has been replaced by the folks at “A” & “E”. we’re “GLAAD” to hear they lost their spot to Zeus and company. It’s felt the morals of Zeus ‘clan Reflect the zeitgeist better. Zeus is fond of little boys, Swans, and shapely heifers. Hera, his wife, of all her kids, loves Artemis the most. Apollo and Athena Leave no room for the “Holy ghost” Dionysus will do well while hawking wine and beer. Though Polyphemus freaks me out Fans say he is a dear. So tune in for the Sausage fest And watch the hunt for ******. The role of Ganymede has been cast- He’s played by Justin Bieber.