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Grab my pen and paper and write down some words,
**** the green trees and all the colorful birds.
I write about destruction and pain,
I love wind, thunder, lightning and heavy rain.
I write about ******, I write about ****,
just for fun, it's a good mental escape.
I write about love, when in the mood,
*** is better when in the ****.
I write about me as often as I can,
why not I am the greatest man.
I write about blood gushing from your chest,
it helps me relax, when feeling stressed.
I love to scare, I love to shock,
my words are better than my talk.
I write about my kids, but not enough,
I love writing while in the buff.
I write about the woman I love,
when we fight, I wanna get rid of.
I write about alcohol, drugs and pills,
after buying them, I can't afford my bills.
I write about friends, real or fake,
their all sneaky, slimy, just like a snake,
I can make you smile and giggle,
I love watching a girl wiggle.
If you like me than great,
but it's ok if me you hate.
Writing sets my mind at ease,
I beg you to buy my book please.
I alone made Facebook what it is today,
my rough life has turned my hair gray.
I love to brag, I love to boast,
I deserve a Comedy Central Roast.
One last thing before I go,
my car broke down, can someone give me a tow.