House plants are hostages we take while we rob the bank of life for all the experience notes we can carry safely away.
We are using the funds to build our vivarium homes, microcosms of the world beyond our walls where we first glimpsed the scheme.
The machinery of the world, greased by blood and sweat, remains beyond our control while at large, yet under our close supervision we coax submission out of our captives for our own enjoyment:
selfish, ambivalently cruel benefactors, dispensers of our plants' waters of life.